Oh dear I cannot tease you about that. What a shame for I dearly love to laugh.
A whole bunch of metaphors spring to mind: this as-brilliant-as-it-is-stupid contraption is like a sword in the stone for your lady bits; a chest-ity belt, if you will.
LOL this is a new invention by the Japanese. This is definitely a must read!
There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.
I want to live here.
I want to read the battery of books, little by little, at my leisure.
I want to bury myself in cool blankets and patchy, patterned pillows dripping deep in the dugout nooks and crannies of this pea-fortress.
I want to rummage through every useless bit of strange junk and trinketry, musing over its purpose, its once was weirdish story, its future with me.
I want to wake up to sun spilling dawns, and step down, then out into the wilderness to wander the day.Agreed.